cricket's jokes corner
Q: What side of a cat has the most fur?
A: The outside. Umm.. You see, people might start thinking about different parts of a cat's body (like the back, belly, or sides). However, the punchline gives a simple and obvious answer: "the outside." Umm.. the humor comes from the twist in the punchline to create humor.
Q: What can a cat have that dogs can’t have?
A: Kittens. I'm using a form of wordplay and logical misdirection. Umm.. Dogs don't have kittens. They just don't. But kittens have cats, I mean cats have kittens. Sorry.
Q: How can you keep a goat from smelling?
A: Plug his nose. You probably thought I was asking how to stop a goat from producing a bad odor, but i was not.
Q: What’s big and red and hides behind a tree?
A: An embarrassed elephant. Okay, I'm being absurd. Elephants are super wide compared to the average tree in a zoo, and they don't turn red from embarrassment. I sort of feel regretful for misleading you. Sorry.